One day I wanted to find a particular picture and I started scanning through all the photos I was tagged in. I began to notice the amount photos in which I had a drink in my hand. Even more disturbing was the amount of photos where the "drink" in my hand is actually an entire bottle of wine. I'm slightly embarrassed to admit to you that generally the one bottle is not the only bottle of the night. My record is four in one night. Probably shouldn't attempt to break that record....or even match it again. Anyway, what does it mean when a third of your photos have booze in them? Or worse, when a second third doesn't actually include the booze but you know you had ingested it at the time of the photo? I was mildly concerned about these questions until I started living with my drunk Redneck roommates. I never have liquor for breakfast. So I think I'm okay.
Please enjoy this slideshow of me and my most consistent love: alcohol.