I'm leaving Florida in 2 weeks and the girls are sad so we've been hanging out more. Friday night I heard them in the living room and decided to come out of my room to sit with them while they got ready to go out. Ashley was standing in front of the mirror in a tiny romper doing her makeup. Kelsey, was wearing a pair of shorts I've begged her to throw out. She asked if she looked ok and I told her again to throw out the shorts. She started to get annoyed but I was like, "Kelsey, know your audience. You know how I feel about those. Ask someone who thinks that sort of thing is acceptable. Ask Ashley". She agreed and turned towards Ashley, who, to both our surprise made a face and said her panties covered more than those shorts do. Kelsey said she didn't care, she liked them. I really think on my way out the door I might "accidentally" throw them out. Let me take a moment to describe these shorts to you: They are denim high waisted shorts. Once upon a time they might have been mildly acceptable but now, the right "leg" is torn off 2" up her ass cheek and the left side just has several rips across the cheek. I told her when she bends over I can see a bit of vagina. This just got the two of them to start twerking in front of the mirror to see how hot they look. I just. can't. They went out and I went back to bed like the old woman that I am.
Yesterday, Ashley went out, Kelsey literally slept on the couch all day and I developed an unhealthy addiction to both pinterest and reddit. Kelsey eventually woke up in a cranky mood. Ashley decided to go out on a first date at 10:00pm. She had an attitude about it though, which made it seem like a bad idea. Once she left, Kelsey told me she shouldn't have gone to the club. She didn't have fun. I told her the nicest thing I could say was nothing at all (because I told her she shouldn't have gone as the outing was to celebrate the birthday of a girl who was currently with the boy Kelsey loves).
Ashley stomped back in around 12:30am having had an annoying date. Apparently the guy was very close minded AND tried to put his drinks on her tab. He even made a snarky comment when she told the bouncer to have a good night. She went straight for the fridge and after a moment of looking shouted "where's my potato salad??". Kelsey wailed, "I don't know what happened!" and threw a pillow over her face in shame. Ashley came over to us saying, "NOOOO! I wanted McDonald's on the way home but said, no. I have that awesome potato salad." Then upon seeing the bowl with only the onions still in it, "And you spit out all the onions??". Kelsey said quickly, "Those are for you!". At this point, I was curled up in a ball on the armchair, shaking with laughter. Kelsey offered to driving Ashley to Mcdonald's which quickly was decided to be a roommate venture. I went in my room to get my shoes and bag and when I came out Ashley jumped out and grabbed me. I screamed and Kelsey burst out laughing.
We go out to the car. Kelsey got her car fixed about a month ago and for some reason, when the guy fixed her car, he messed up her door. It only opens from the outside and her window doesn't roll down. Still, she wanted to drive. We got to McDonalds to discover they have some strange menu from midnight-4am. We pull up to the drive through, I get out of the car, Kelsey gets out, I get back in and she runs around and gets in her side leaving the door open. It was like a chinese fire drill. We order a mix of breakfast and dinner and pull up to the window to pay. Ashley's card doesn't go through so Kelsey and I pay cash. Kelsey gets the change and closes her door without thinking. We pull up to the food window and I get out of the car to wait by the window. Except I feel like a creeper so instead, I open her door and retreat back to my seat. We get our food and pull away.....before realizing they forgot Ashley's hash browns. We pull around and park in a spot. I get out again to let Ashley out of the back seat. She marches in and gets her hash browns. We get home and I ask her if they were everything she'd hoped they'd be. "They were soggy." This just wasn't her night.
These girls continue to be completely ridiculous, but I really am going to miss them. I hope I get to see them again some day and I hope they have a better handle on life when I do.
Yesterday, Ashley went out, Kelsey literally slept on the couch all day and I developed an unhealthy addiction to both pinterest and reddit. Kelsey eventually woke up in a cranky mood. Ashley decided to go out on a first date at 10:00pm. She had an attitude about it though, which made it seem like a bad idea. Once she left, Kelsey told me she shouldn't have gone to the club. She didn't have fun. I told her the nicest thing I could say was nothing at all (because I told her she shouldn't have gone as the outing was to celebrate the birthday of a girl who was currently with the boy Kelsey loves).
Ashley stomped back in around 12:30am having had an annoying date. Apparently the guy was very close minded AND tried to put his drinks on her tab. He even made a snarky comment when she told the bouncer to have a good night. She went straight for the fridge and after a moment of looking shouted "where's my potato salad??". Kelsey wailed, "I don't know what happened!" and threw a pillow over her face in shame. Ashley came over to us saying, "NOOOO! I wanted McDonald's on the way home but said, no. I have that awesome potato salad." Then upon seeing the bowl with only the onions still in it, "And you spit out all the onions??". Kelsey said quickly, "Those are for you!". At this point, I was curled up in a ball on the armchair, shaking with laughter. Kelsey offered to driving Ashley to Mcdonald's which quickly was decided to be a roommate venture. I went in my room to get my shoes and bag and when I came out Ashley jumped out and grabbed me. I screamed and Kelsey burst out laughing.
We go out to the car. Kelsey got her car fixed about a month ago and for some reason, when the guy fixed her car, he messed up her door. It only opens from the outside and her window doesn't roll down. Still, she wanted to drive. We got to McDonalds to discover they have some strange menu from midnight-4am. We pull up to the drive through, I get out of the car, Kelsey gets out, I get back in and she runs around and gets in her side leaving the door open. It was like a chinese fire drill. We order a mix of breakfast and dinner and pull up to the window to pay. Ashley's card doesn't go through so Kelsey and I pay cash. Kelsey gets the change and closes her door without thinking. We pull up to the food window and I get out of the car to wait by the window. Except I feel like a creeper so instead, I open her door and retreat back to my seat. We get our food and pull away.....before realizing they forgot Ashley's hash browns. We pull around and park in a spot. I get out again to let Ashley out of the back seat. She marches in and gets her hash browns. We get home and I ask her if they were everything she'd hoped they'd be. "They were soggy." This just wasn't her night.
These girls continue to be completely ridiculous, but I really am going to miss them. I hope I get to see them again some day and I hope they have a better handle on life when I do.